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Shocking facts about Jaba/Khat I guarantee you didn’t know P1

Did you know that the Ancient Egyptian imperial cults were obsessed with the khat plant!

These ancient Egyptians considered khat to be the ultimate sacred substance. It was said to have the power to make a user feel divine, like a god. So, what did they do with this magical plant? They didn’t just use it to chill out on a Friday night like we do – no, they consumed it ceremoniously in attempts to reach “apotheosis”.

What’s that, you ask? Well, it’s when a mortal becomes a god. Yes, you heard that right! The Egyptians believed that khat could help them transcend into a higher state of being and experience mystical and metaphysical wonders beyond our wildest dreams.

Forget about your typical recreational use – the ancient Egyptians had a much grander plan for jaba. They used it to manifest systemic trances and other mind-bending experiences that would make even the most experienced psychonauts jealous.

So, if you ever find yourself feel like you need to transcend, try our Jaba juice. Who knows, you might just become a god! Handas does Wonders! And remember Have A Nice Day, Always Smile!

We have nine tantalizing flavors for you to choose from, so if you’re feeling like something sweet or if you’re looking for something more natural, we have it all! Our distilled juices can last up to three months and our coldpressed juices can last up to four days. Plus, if you don’t love your jaba juice, we’ll send you another one for free! All this and great taste too – what more could you want? #handasjuice #greattaste #drinkthegoodstuff #notjustanyjuice. You can also buy some jaba juice on chupa chap.